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#5242: axl rose's beatoff towel l@@k [23 May 2013|12:00am]
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#5241: one is too small [22 May 2013|12:00am]
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Features: Savage Love: May 22, 2013 [22 May 2013|12:00am]
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Twenty-one-year-old female here. When we were both 14, my first boyfriend took advantage of me. I wanted to explore my sexuality a little, but things went further than I wanted. One day, we were kissing with him on top of me. We were both fully clothed, and he started rubbing up against me. I didn’t realize he was dry-humping me until after he had to leave to clean himself up. He never asked for my permission. Once I understood what had happened, I felt violated. He’d also groped my boobs on another occasion without asking. He broke up ...
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Insight [22 May 2013|04:00am]
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http://xkcd.com/1215/

The great thing is, the sentence is really just a reminder to the listener to worry about whatever aspects of the technology they're already feeling alarmist about, which in their mind gives you credit for addressing their biggest anxieties.
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#5240: hail to the chief [21 May 2013|12:00am]
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Немцы в городе... Фотографии Ростова периода немецкой оккупации. [21 May 2013|06:52am]

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#5239: available in the cloud [20 May 2013|12:00am]
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Geoguessr [20 May 2013|04:00am]
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http://xkcd.com/1214/

I'm not sure if you can get Epcot, but my friend just got LegoLand. He guessed California but it was the one in Denmark. Meanwhile, I'm rapidly becoming a connoisseur of unmarked dirt roads over flat, barren landscapes.
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Scheduling Lunch [19 May 2013|08:06pm]

fj
When I was a free-lancer I got hired to work on one project at a time, tasked with doing my part—all or some of the User eXperience work—until it was done. There would always be a daily rhythm of starting the day, the needed breaks, the end, and a weekly rhythm of meetings and updates, and the project rhythm. Things would become predictable: the team, the pressure, the personalities, the levels of talent and knowledge, and thus also when to have lunch.

Now I work in a permanent job for LBi at a director level, and I have multiple projects I am shepherding, ranging from major website rebuilds from the ground up to small mobile apps. Last week was particularly choppy with two small projects starting up between my ongoing ones, all requiring different levels of my involvement; one project has a stellar experienced UX team I only need to remind of the track we have chosen together to keep them going, and on another project I had to give an intense crash-course workshop on the User-Centered Design process to non-UXers. Impromptu. I need to turn on a dime here. Consequently, when Friday I wanted to have lunch with a co-worker to discuss a leadership training she took, I had to book it in my calendar. For Thursday.

Going into user-testing on some conceptual work tomorrow, and I have to attend a few sessions. Its going to be a super choppy day. It's a challenge but I am liking it a lot, though. The key seems to be how time is actually respected. When you are a free-lancer the clients that hire you—sometimes brands, sometimes agencies—for projects do often treat you as a resource to have do stuff at will: no matter how inefficient a process is, you are expected to do it and you have no influence, so with one client I went through 17 revisions of a section of about 10 pages. A new stakeholder would pop up and hey, next revision. They were burning stupid money on me this way, which I pointed out only once, because pointing out a problem too often as a free-lancer meant you were being difficult and I was never at the level where I was supposed to bring process solutions. When I did point it out I got shrugs and sighs, by the way. Now when I show up my time is hugely respected, I can influence quickly the process to maximize how I will be most effective, and I barely need to do that anyway because the company is so experienced already they know how to slot people like me in.

It makes all the difference, and thus not only will I put up with what I previously would have considered a crazy schedule, but I can see it working, and I am enjoying it.
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What Did The Protagonist Miss? [19 May 2013|03:04pm]

jacksonpublick
After a long absence, Hollywood screenwriter and Friend of Venture Todd Alcott is back at his old game of analyzing episodes of The Venture Bros., and, completist that he is, he's hell-bent on catching up with everything he missed. Starting with, weirdly enough, 2003's pilot episode, "The Terrible Secret of Turtle Bay." Check out his website HERE.

We Love You,
JP

P.S. Shirt Club. Soon...
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#5238: cat food [19 May 2013|12:00am]
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#5237: charge my suit [18 May 2013|12:00am]
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Oh man. [17 May 2013|11:38am]

kikitheferret
It's been almost literally forever since I've posted to this journal, but I really, really don't want LJ to delete it for inactivity. I should go through and screencap all these entries for the day when LJ just isn't here anymore or they delete it anyway or ...idk, whatever. There's almost 15 years of history here, and it's kinda like reading the younger, more embarrassing me's diary.
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#5236: i wish i had [17 May 2013|12:00am]
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Combination Vision Test [17 May 2013|04:00am]
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http://xkcd.com/1213/

If you see two numbers but they're both the same and you have to squint to read them, you have synesthesia, colorblindness, diplopia, and myopia.
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#5235: wet cement [16 May 2013|12:00am]
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#5234: say what now [15 May 2013|12:00am]
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Features: Savage Love: May 15, 2013 [15 May 2013|12:00am]
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http://www.avclub.com/articles/may-15-2013,97711/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=type_savage-love

I have a mentally disabled cousin who I haven’t figured out how to help. He’s lived for more than 40 years in the same nursing home in a small, conservative town. His mental age is about 8, there are other mental-illness issues, and he has some physical problems. He is now in his late 60s. He has always enjoyed dressing up as a woman, but given that he’s in a Christian nursing home, he must keep it fairly secret. He doesn’t want to move from his home of so many years. He periodically calls me to ...
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Interstellar Memes [15 May 2013|04:00am]
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http://xkcd.com/1212/

The strongest incentive we have to develop faster-than-light travel is that it would let us apologize in advance.
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#5233: the best blowjobs [14 May 2013|12:00am]
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